16. November 2014

Ingredients: 1 Jurassic Park Lost World Remote Control pilfered from my neighbor's trash 1 cork from complimentary bottle of champange from Tom Finklepearl ex-Director of Queens Museum Gorilla glue Gesso Acrylic Paint Steps: 1. Deep Freeze remote in freezer for 2 years to kill any potential bed bugs or other contaminants. 2. Use Gorilla Glue to adhere cork to remote in desired location for snout (preferably between eyes somewhere). 3. Cover whole thing in layer of gesso or white paint. 4. Mix...